From award-winning TV writer and card-carrying late bloomer Laura Belgray， a hilarious collection of NYC-flavored life lessons learned the hard （and embarrassing） way。

Ever feel stuck and behind in your life or career？ Peppered with cutting insights on our confusing， self-helpy culture that calls waxing your nether parts “self care” and tells us to give our 110% but also to give zero f*cks， Tough Titties will leave you feeling better about， well， everything。

Laura Belgray’s painfully relatable coming-of-age stories include hate-following a 6th grade bully decades later on social media; being tragically uncool at Studio 54; moving home post-college to measure her self-worth in hookups with Upper West Side bartenders and make all her parents’ dreams come true—the bad ones; dating a sociopathic man-baby; proving herself in the early 90's at New York’s coolest magazine （as the world’s worst intern）; falling for get-rich-quick schemes on the Internet… and， most of all， saying “tough titties” to the supposed-tos in driving a car， being on time， handing in your paperwork， learning to roast a chicken， and having kids。 

Described by Laura’s own husband as “Loser Sex and the City，” Tough Titties gives you permission to be a dork， a user， a sometimes-unspiritual slacker， and， ultimately， 100% you。 It’ll also have you snort-laughing in public and tapping whoever’s nearby to say， “Lemme read you one more part！” Which is annoying， but tough titties。

“Nobody makes me laugh like Laura Belgray。 She’s got a one-of-a kind knack for taking the shame out of life’s most humiliating moments。 Tough Titties is a hilarious， must-read permission slip to be 100% you。” — Marie Forleo， #1 New York Times bestselling author of Everything is Figureoutable